Designed in-house and released exclusively by Dad To The Bone USA, the Eat The DADWAY tee captures the dad to the bone mindset with a humorous, instantly relatable take on everyday fatherhood. Created by dttbUSA, this design speaks directly to dads who know that eating with kids around is never calm, quiet, or uninterrupted.
The Eat The DADWAY graphic is a playful parody of how dads actually eat once kids enter the picture — hurried, watchful, and always on alert. Paired with the line “hurried, watchful,” it delivers a clever nod to mealtime chaos, cold food, and eyes constantly scanning for spills, messes, or missing bites. It’s lighthearted, honest, and rooted in real dad life.
As part of the official Dad To The Bone USA collection, this tee features intentional, brand-forward artwork designed entirely in-house by dttbUSA. The layout is clean, bold, and instantly readable — built to land the joke quickly while staying wearable for everyday dad life.
Printed on our premium heavy cotton tee platform, the Eat The DADWAY tee delivers dependable comfort, structure, and durability. Whether you’re grabbing a quick bite, eating standing up, or finishing last after everyone else is done, this tee is built to keep up.
Product details:
Material: 100% cotton (fiber content may vary by color)
Fabric weight: medium-heavy for structure and comfort
Fit: classic unisex fit
Construction: reinforced seams for durability
Features: breathable fabric with a soft hand feel
Use: everyday wear and casual comfort
Designed in-house and exclusively released by Dad To The Bone USA (dttbUSA).
Built after bedtime. Forged in fatherhood.
