This hoodie makes a fun, thoughtful gift for dads who know that budgeting, providing, and stretching every dollar is just part of the job. Whether it’s for Father’s Day, a birthday, the holidays, or a just-because surprise, the Count Bills hoodie hits home for dads who manage real-life finances with humor and grit.
Designed in-house and released exclusively by Dad To The Bone USA, the Count Bills hoodie blends clever humor with everyday dad responsibility. Created by dttbUSA, this design represents the dad to the bone mindset — counting bills, making sacrifices, and keeping the household running no matter what.
The Count Bills graphic delivers a playful take on financial reality through fatherhood, paired with the tagline “Condensed Dad Funds” as a tongue-in-cheek nod to tight budgets and nonstop responsibility. It turns a familiar struggle into something dads can laugh about, relate to, and wear proudly.
As part of the official Dad To The Bone USA collection, the Count Bills hoodie delivers brand-forward design created entirely in-house by dttbUSA. It’s intentional, humorous, and rooted in real fatherhood culture rather than trends, making it a standout piece with lasting appeal.
Constructed on our premium standard hoodie platform, the Count Bills hoodie provides dependable warmth, everyday comfort, and durability built for real life. Whether it’s managing expenses, handling family priorities, or grinding through another long day, this hoodie is designed to move with you.
Product details:
Material: 50% cotton, 50% polyester
Fabric weight: medium-heavy for warmth and structure
Fit: classic unisex fit
Construction: air-jet spun yarn for a softer feel and reduced pilling
Features: double-lined hood with matching drawcord, front pouch pocket, ribbed cuffs and waistband with spandex
Use: everyday wear, layering, and all-season comfort
Designed in-house and exclusively released by Dad To The Bone USA (dttbUSA).
Built after bedtime. Forged in fatherhood.
